December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
When you tell your crush that you like them:
thefaggotmonster:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
1 tag
Walks into chair
Me: Sorry
Chair:
Reblog if today is not your birthday. →
funniest10k:
avengedfuckingsevenfold:
Party rock is in the house tonight Party rock is in the house every night Party rock never leaves the house Party rock has no social life I am party rock
Me: Hey
Friend: I have a boyfriend
Me: What's up
Friend: We totally made out last night
Me: Ok so, how are you?
Friend: In love with my hot boyfriend
Me: Wow
Friend: Boyfriend
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
businessofmisery-:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
me: hey
friend: oh my god guess what my boyfriend did last night
me: i'm fine and you
friend: yeah he totally ignored me for 2 hours
me: lovely weather we're having
friend: ooh he makes me so mad he doesn't appreciate me ugh don't get a boyfriend having a boyfriend is torture
me: i'm predicting rain too
friend: i haven't talked to him all day i'll show him
friend's boyfriend: i'm sorry babe
friend: IT'S OKAY I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE IN MY LIFE I FORGIVE YOU LET'S MAKEOUT IT'S GREAT HAVING A BOYFRIEND LOL
me: i think i might need an umbrella for this rain
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
wildefire:
woo! .-.
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethic group are they
tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: Oh you think you're clever?
new yorker: what
tourist: I'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: Oh... oh god i'm so sor-
tourist: No shut the fuck up you piece of shit. I'll find it myself
The tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Then I remember what I look like…
Watchxnikkibaaby:
hana-luii:
angelxvp:
fucknobennyuncangco:
justcallmelhead:
808dilly:
What did i just watch. Omg this is amazing.
Obviously dubstep caught on this Christmas!
WTF!!
this is dopppppe!
Someone is gonna have a rave in their front yard.
I love this
